Numbers jokes

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.

Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

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  • I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"

    Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."

    So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

    Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

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  • My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

    Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

    Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.