Numbers jokes
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-