Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Numbers Jokes
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
3+3=****
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
