Numbers jokes
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
1111111111122222222
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What is the highest number?
420.