Numbers jokes
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
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Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.