Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo is a hobo remember he doesn’t have any money
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
what did the joker say to harley quinn? nothing
Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
whats a orphans fav food, nothing they cant afford it
My Cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my Cat is a Democrat!
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
What do you call a sad Doge? What? Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
what did rainbow say to the other rainbow
nothing it was feeling blue
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: seeing others happy Doctor : ok so what makes you happy? Me: seeing stupid people in misery or agony Doctor: Well that's rather sadistic. Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child... Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy? Me: there's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
