Not jokes
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
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1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
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A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
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prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
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Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
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Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
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Not by his parents.
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