This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What is a dry swimmerđââď¸?
Not in the waterđ...
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? âStandâ Ford university. :3
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still donât care.
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I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
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it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out
