Not jokes

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."

So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Sally fell off the swing.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Sally.

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

Not funny joke.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.