Not Jokes

Im not fat!!

Im a Nutritional Overachiever

dark humor is like parents. not everyone gets it.

Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.

One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you weren’t listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? One gets picked.... ( not the orphan)

This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up

Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted

it's not rape if we're both screaming

I’m not looking for consent, I’m looking for cooperation!

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are Purple, not fucking blue.

Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it