Not jokes
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
I did not.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I love not much.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?