Not jokes
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"