What time is it when you cannot do anything?
Not Jokes
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
