Not jokes
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
Sub to me on YouTube, it's my friend and he has aids, send him joeide53rygq2ej/le nb rfcshsu 3nurtv N3Q5UERIUGWTC7w2VWGYEHIWAWASERYAANFYINSIDEFREHJOBUGFUYWUSGRFYDIDYFRG911
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.