Not jokes
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...