Normal jokes

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?

A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

How do stars die?

Normally, an overdose.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

Vegans: Save the Earth.

Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?

The pose!

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"