Normal jokes
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
I woke up in my bed today.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*