What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
what noise does Sally like to say? Splat
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
