Noise jokes
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.