Night Jokes

why is orphan so scared of the dark they don't have a dad to check the closet,

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".

Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night

Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had to walk around the house 🏡

billie: hi

me: you wanna hear a story?

billie: yes sure

me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"

If all your clothes where stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

what do u call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas

Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.

Father: Sorry

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up

Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night

Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?

Circumference

There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.