Nickname jokes

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...