Nickname jokes

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.

What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."