Nickname jokes
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin' B. Anthony!
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Stinky Steve.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Mad Pussy.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."