What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
