Nickname Jokes

Uncle

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Roblox

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Account

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Name

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Rock

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Coconut

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Priest

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Dildo

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

Job

What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?

Snoozin' B. Anthony!

Kid

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

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