What is your name? My ankle is named? Samantha
have you ever heard of Jane Doe? well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!!!
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What do call Tyler brown
A spaz
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
what do u call a cutta with ginger hair? Flinn Taylor
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
'Fortnite'
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
