Nickname jokes
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What is smegma name?
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?