Nickname jokes
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
"My name is Dezz."
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!