Nickname jokes
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
"My name is Dezz."
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What is smegma name?
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.