Nickname jokes
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
"My name is Dezz."
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!