Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
Worst Jokes Ever
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
