Worst Jokes Ever
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)