Worst Jokes Ever

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

You know when people say a joke about living?

That's because we are all living a joke.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?

Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.