Worst Jokes Ever
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Ii.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Coooper
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Do a neck reveal.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.