Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Worst Jokes Ever
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
