Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?

He ate 12-year-old nuts.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.