Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.