Worst Jokes Ever
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Read my name.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Speed.