Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.