The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! š® You could say they dialed that correctly.
Worst Jokes Ever
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
Thatās like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. Itās 2:30.
Why donāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why canāt orphans be criminals?
Because theyāre not wanted!
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Tell your mom happy last night. š in my bed.
