What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Worst Jokes Ever
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I'll put white in your smile.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
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When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
