Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.