Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Bruh, don't be punny.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
