Worst Jokes Ever
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
I am no longer anonymous.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.