What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
