Worst Jokes Ever
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I am Paul Walker.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.