Worst Jokes Ever

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

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I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A selfie.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

That is so bad, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

What is King Kong for dinner?

Humans.

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, because they just cry in the darkness.