Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

They actually come back.

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!