Worst Jokes Ever
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.