Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Knock knock.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Make him read a book.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....