What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
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Life is like a penis. It is short.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Your hairline goes back to China.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
