Worst Jokes Ever

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?

How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Why can't orphans go on school trips?

Parent's signature.

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.