Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What school canβt orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
