Worst Jokes Ever
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
Down syndrome and brownies.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
You want to hear a joke? You......
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.