Worst Jokes Ever
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What are you on? YouTube.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Life.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.