Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.