Worst Jokes Ever
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
you.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Freya Walker is a feminist.