Worst Jokes Ever
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I'm Gay.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Pooooop.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!