Worst Jokes Ever

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."

Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

Trump, must I say more?

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

My name is Jeff.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

your mom

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Chuck Norris is...

What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.

Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.

After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.

The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"

The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”