Worst Jokes Ever
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Why am I idiot?
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
👌neck
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
Your mum!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.