How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Kenshiro is already dead.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Yourself.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!