Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

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    • There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"

    "I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.

    "I want to be a hunter."

    "Why?" the other babies ask.

    "I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."

    Why did my boyfriend leave me?

    Because he's gay.

    But why did he come back to me?

    Because I'm actually a guy :-)

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    • A good bath is like a dead lover.

    You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.

    I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

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    • How do Chinese people name their kids?

    They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

    What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

    "They see me rolling, they hatin'."

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    • What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

    I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

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    • Why can't Helen Keller drive?

    'Cause she's a woman.

    No, really. Why can't she drive?

    Because she died.