Worst Jokes Ever
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Your mom's asshole.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"