Worst Jokes Ever
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
The Harry Potter fanbase.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!