Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.