Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Pedophiles smell good.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.