Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Gay shit.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.